Just who is that strapping old buck of a Texan we've been seeing around? That's none other than Cav, our newest author.
Cavanaugh Kellough Sweeny, MBA, JD, DDS, BS, is a self-made Texan millionaire. After working for international oil companies for twenty years as part of a prison labor program, he achieved the American Dream with a winning ticket at the racetrack.
His book, "Your Life Sucks, Buy This Book," details Mr. Sweeny's seven-step program to transform your life in ways you never thought possible or ethical. It's a runaway success, already a national bestseller (of no place on Earth) even before its publication.
Whether it's your career, your spiritual development, or your degree of personal fulfillment, the information in Mr. Sweeny's book will do absolutely nothing towards making your life better, but your money will get him that much closer to buying another vacation home. It's chock full of useless advice, pointless anecdotes, and advice to get you fired.
The book's release is scheduled for late January 2016. Look for it at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Audible, iTunes, and at major retailers.