Your Life Sucks, Buy This Book is the brainchild of Texan business mogul Cavanaugh K. Sweeney, who has spent more time in prison jumpsuits than pinstripes, but is all the better a businessman for it. As the inventor of his life-changing method and author of the book, he considers himself the only person qualified to narrate the audiobook version. He may be a tad senile, but more than makes up for this with his extensive gun collection.
| | Now a national bestseller (of no place on Earth), this book contains my proven Your Life Sucks, Buy This Book system of life fulfillment. Whether it's your career, your spiritual development, or your degree of personal fulfillment, the information in this book will do absolutely nothing towards making your life better, but your money will get me that much closer to buying another vacation home. This parody of self-help and business development books is a must-read for CEO's, managers, and fans of a good laugh. |