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Special Offer: Free Shipping & An Audiobook

1/22/2016

 
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Discover Miami on a budget! Explore the Magic City's abandoned and forgotten historic places with "Miami Is Missing."

Purchase a "Miami Is Missing" paperback using the special link below (click the button), and you'll also get:
  • Free shipping to the continental U.S., and
  • An audiobook, delivered electronically via Audible.com.
​Get them while they last - supplies are limited.
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1/15/2016

 
We are pleased to offer discounts to our institutional customers. Libraries, wholesalers, distributors, and retailers may order paperbacks directly from Darkwater Syndicate. Click on the Wholesale Purchasers tab above to place a wholesale order. We will email you an invoice within three business days. ​See below for our wholesale discount schedule.
Wholesale discounts to institutional customers purchasing directly from our website:
  • 40% discount on orders of 2 to 4 assorted books.
  • 45% discount on orders of  5 to 9 assorted books.
  • 50% discount & FREE shipping to the continental U.S. on orders of 10+ assorted books.

Meet The Author - Cavanaugh K. Sweeny

1/1/2016

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Just who is that strapping old buck of a Texan we've been seeing around? That's none other than Cav, our newest author.

Cavanaugh Kellough Sweeny, MBA, JD, DDS, BS, is a self-made Texan millionaire. After working for international oil companies for twenty years as part of a prison labor program, he achieved the American Dream with a winning ticket at the racetrack.
Cav – as his friends call him – is a highly successful motivational speaker. He is not a lawyer, dentist, or even a motivational speaker, but through the power of delusion (read: positive thinking), he believes he is. Admittedly, Mr. Sweeny may be a tad senile, but he more than makes up for this with his extensive gun collection.
His book, "Your Life Sucks, Buy This Book," details Mr. Sweeny's seven-step program to transform your life in ways you never thought possible or ethical. It's a runaway success, already a national bestseller (of no place on Earth) even before its publication.

Whether it's your career, your spiritual development, or your degree of personal fulfillment, the information in Mr. Sweeny's book will do absolutely nothing towards making your life better, but your money will get him that much closer to buying another vacation home. It's chock full of useless advice, pointless anecdotes, and advice to get you fired.

The book's release is scheduled for late January 2016. Look for it at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Audible, iTunes, and at major retailers.
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