About The Author:
Cavanaugh Kellough Sweeny

Books Published Through Darkwater Syndicate

Cavanaugh Kellough Sweeny, MBA, JD, DDS, BS, is a self-made Texan millionaire. After working for international oil companies for twenty years as part of a prison labor program, he achieved the American Dream with a winning ticket at the racetrack.

Cavanaugh – or “Cav” as his friends call him – is a highly successful motivational speaker. He is not a lawyer, dentist, or even a motivational speaker, but through the power of delusion (read: positive thinking), he believes he is. He has also served as a director for various multimillion dollar companies and successfully driven them into bankruptcy.

​Mr. Sweeny now divides his time between lecturing and watching football in his numerous homes throughout the state of Texas, but not in King County as there’s an outstanding warrant for his arrest there. Admittedly, he may be a tad senile, but he more than makes up for this with his extensive gun collection.

Mr. Sweeny is the narrator of the Your Life Sucks, Buy This Book audiobook.